Chris BrownI’m not exactly plugged in to the whole music scene. I couldn’t bring myself to watch the Grammys last night, despite a modest desire to see the Police reunion. So I have nothing to say about that. What I do want to say is that I have only very recently been acquainted with Chris Brown, the R&B/rap artist (right), and come to realize that he was the young man recently appearing on “The OC.”

Which resolved for me the question of why that young man was such a terrible actor: he was not a terrible actor at all, merely just not an actor at all. This is what passes for an epiphany where the hip-hop world and I are concerned.

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  1. Comment by jamal posted February 24, 2007 at 5:49 pm:

    dumb racist bitch

  2. Comment by taylor posted February 26, 2007 at 7:55 am:

    chris brown is not a dumb racist bitch and he aint no bitch at all but dnt talk about him like dat cuz u dnt even knw him like dat.

  3. Comment by Don posted February 26, 2007 at 2:18 pm:

    thanks taylor, i sorta thought jamal was calling me a dumb racist bitch…

  4. Comment by taylor posted February 27, 2007 at 7:46 am:

    ur welcome but where do youi stay at

  5. Comment by Don Zacharias posted February 27, 2007 at 4:31 pm:

    Most of the time I stay at my house, unless I am visiting relatives or something. Thanks for asking!

  6. Comment by ADRIANA posted March 1, 2007 at 2:03 pm:

    ALL YALL HATIN ASS BITCHES WHO HATIN ON MY NIGGA CHRIS NEEDS TO BACK DA FUCC UP ON SOME REAL TALK……. SHOTTIN OUT FROM DAT H-TOWN ON DAT SOUTH EAST 2 DA FULLEST 33RD FUCC WAT YA HERD!!!!!! GET AT ME

  7. Comment by Don Zacharias posted March 1, 2007 at 2:32 pm:

    You know Adriana, isn’t this a moot point now that The OC is not on anymore? i’m guessing casting agents are not knocking on young Chris’s door, but he’ll probably get more screen time due to promotional deals and all that. I have nothing against Chris as a person, I simply thought his acting was sub par, even for a show like The OC, which kinda redefines sub par.

    p.s. You’re right, google is a website.

  8. Comment by chelesy posted March 1, 2007 at 6:16 pm:

    man chris is so fine that i got his name on my back

  9. Comment by ciara posted March 2, 2007 at 12:02 pm:

    thnk uuuu adriana 4 gvin in sum real tlk

  10. Comment by taylor posted March 5, 2007 at 8:18 am:

    i dnt know who u callin a bitch cuz bitch u aint talkin to me and u are crazy for puttin his name on yo back.u just dumb as hell cuz he dnt even knw u like that.so think about it b4 u get anotha nigga name on yo back

  11. Comment by Don Zacharias posted March 5, 2007 at 10:52 am:

    Hold on there, taylor, chelesy definitely did not call you a bitch. Adriana did call us all bitches, but I don’t think she meant it like that.

    (You know, I should really stop, this is probably just amusing me at this point…)

  12. Comment by Fred posted March 5, 2007 at 9:39 pm:

    I am also amused. Please continue writing about Chris Brown.

  13. Comment by taylor posted March 6, 2007 at 8:02 am:

    i wasnt sayin it like that but i know dat she wasnt meanin it in a bad way but i dnt like being called a bitch at all and i knw that chelesy didnt call us that but i said ha name because she said that she got his name on ha back

  14. Comment by Don Zacharias posted March 6, 2007 at 1:43 pm:

    Well we can all hope chelesy will think twice before getting another tattoo.

  15. Comment by Sean Woods posted March 6, 2007 at 5:22 pm:

    I’m confused… what does shottin mean?

  16. Comment by Don Zacharias posted March 6, 2007 at 5:27 pm:

    it all does seem to hinge on that one word, doesn’t it…

  17. Comment by taylor posted March 7, 2007 at 7:46 am:

    well i hope that she do to and i cant wait till he have a notha cd comin out cuz i am going to go and get it cuz i am really in love with him.i have bout 50 pics. of him on my wall

  18. Comment by M.C PRINCEZZ posted March 11, 2007 at 9:10 pm:

    Yo Chris Brezzy (brown) is so cute i love all his songs
    “Run it” and “poppin” and “say goodbye”
    Peace.

  19. Comment by taylor posted March 22, 2007 at 6:25 am:

    yea he is cute an i love his songs also so where do u stay at.my favorite songs is goodbye, poppin, and alot moe

  20. Comment by ISaiah posted March 23, 2007 at 7:30 pm:

    your a bitch

  21. Comment by ISaiah posted March 23, 2007 at 7:31 pm:

    your so stupid

  22. Comment by Greg Sabin posted March 23, 2007 at 10:48 pm:

    Isaiah brings up a good point. After some real soul-searching, I’ve realized that I don’t have nearly enough pictures of Chris Brown on my walls either. 50 snapshots is just not enough of a photo array to really show my appreciation for what Chris Brown has to offer. I’m going to talk to our decorator, Lyle, to see if he can help us remedy that.

  23. Comment by Don Z posted March 24, 2007 at 8:32 am:

    Ask him about Brown’s line of textiles designed for your walls.

  24. Comment by queen b posted March 24, 2007 at 12:25 pm:

    taylor you need to mind yo own buisness cuz ain nothin wrong wit havin chris breezy on ya back if she stupid enough to do it i`ll do it to cuz it`s my buisness

  25. Comment by queen b posted March 24, 2007 at 12:27 pm:

    chris breezy ain no nigga

  26. Comment by amber posted April 1, 2007 at 4:23 pm:

    i think jamal was calling don z a racist bitch!!not chris brown!!!

  27. Comment by Heather posted April 2, 2007 at 6:25 pm:

    All you dumb bitches that want to be callin chris all them names needs to back off he is my boo!!!! he look so fucking fine so lay off and dont be crusing at him like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Or else……………………………….

  28. Comment by taylor posted April 3, 2007 at 6:09 am:

    hold da fuck up i can say wat eva i wana and u cant do nothin bout it so i know she can if she want to so you really need to back off

  29. Comment by Greg Sabin posted April 8, 2007 at 10:40 pm:

    I was distinctly disappointed with the lack of Chris Brown covereage during the Masters this weekend. Taylor, I leave it to you to use your obvious powers of persuasion to convince Augusta National to use Chris Brown as their spokesman for for 2008.

  30. Comment by taylor posted April 10, 2007 at 6:56 am:

    ok than and i will do da best i can do.do any body know wen he iz going back on tour?

  31. Comment by nathy posted April 10, 2007 at 8:33 am:

    Crhis brown
    Meu sonho é um dia te conheçer. Acho o seu trabalho muito
    legal.
    Não tenho condições,de ir ao seu show , mais continuo sendo a sua fã.
    Te acho muito lindinho,,ja não posso dizer que você é legal, pois não posso afimar isto, porque eu nunca convercei nem
    o vi pessoalmente.
    Chirs esta na hora de fazer um show no Brasil quem sabe
    a gente não se conheçe, É misão impossivel mais tudo pode acontecer.

    BEIJOS
    NATHY a brasileirinha.

  32. Comment by Becky posted April 10, 2007 at 1:39 pm:

    Wow, I didn’t realize that Chris Brown had so much international appeal. Why did I not know about him until BlueMag?

  33. Comment by Don Z posted April 10, 2007 at 2:43 pm:

    translation of nathy’s comment, from Portugeuse (with some liberties taken)

    Chris Brown,
    My dream is one day to conquer you. I find your work very legal. I do not have restrictions placed on me therefore I will be able to go to your show, and more generally continue being your fan. I find you nice, definitely nobody can say that you are not legal, but I cannot confirm this, because I have never met you personally. Chris, this in the hour to make a show in Brazil. Who knows, the Brazilian people will conquer, it’s possible; plus anything can happen.

    KISSES,
    NATHY
    Brazilian girl.

  34. Comment by Don Z posted April 10, 2007 at 2:44 pm:

    becky: I can only assume that you for some reason I can’t fathom you failed to watch the 4-episode cycle of “The OC” that he was on. Otherwise I have no idea.

  35. Comment by Monay posted April 20, 2007 at 7:55 am:

    All yall bitches need 2 stop hatin on ma man Chris jus cuz he dont want yall aight! He is sexi as hell and yall jus mad cuz yall dont look lyk him so if anybody got a problem wit ma boo “knuckleup” bitch and we can get at it ! Philly all dai!

    Don’t forget dat shit either caz ma man is fine! And if Chris Brown ever read dis shit he need 2 no dat his boo “Bree” will always be dere!

  36. Comment by Tavia posted April 20, 2007 at 8:00 am:

    Yo dis Tavia and I feel ya pain Monay. Jamal can get it too. Who da fuck is u fuckin ho! Fuck wit ma gurl Nay Nay and ima rock ya shit aight!

    nothin else to say bout dat

  37. Comment by Don Z posted April 20, 2007 at 11:12 am:

    i really wish jahmal were here to defend himself, but i don’t think anybody on this entire thread is saying anything negative about Chris Brown except me, and i’ll say it again: Chris Brown couldn’t act himself out of a bag made of air.

    also i’m pretty sure nobody said anything disparaging about Nay Nay. are you talking about Monay, who posted a comment 5 minutes before you did? yeah, nobody said anything about her…

  38. Comment by amanda posted April 23, 2007 at 6:19 pm:

    Don Z: I think no one posted to Monay because its not worth anyones time to respond to someone with a severe lack of intellegince. I agree this music/actor thing is ridiculous. While I dont like the guy I understand why people do it. He knows damn well in five years no one will remember him, he might as well get the money now so he has enough to smoke it up over the next few years.

    Wha is also funny is how people on here defend him like they know him. We are all entitled to our opinions. You say how you feel about Chris Brown to rebuttal his opinions but name calling is such juvenile behavior. I feel like I am 40 right now haha.

  39. Comment by Becky posted April 30, 2007 at 3:06 pm:

    Chris Brown is in People magazine’s “Most Beautiful” issue, in case anyone is wondering.

  40. Comment by angelica williams posted May 3, 2007 at 11:55 am:

    whatz up hoes this is angelica from tha boot if u dont know what that is thats louisiana baby.well for all of yall hoes he is mine so back the fuck off.

  41. Comment by Don Z posted May 3, 2007 at 1:20 pm:

    Louisiana Italy?

  42. Comment by jenny posted May 4, 2007 at 8:35 am:

    heybaby l l love u so mush u look like myboyfriend

  43. Comment by Becky posted May 4, 2007 at 9:13 am:

    Don, funny you should mention “Louisiana Italy” because when we were in Boston last week, I met someone who said she moved from Georgia to Boston, and I immediately thought she meant the country that used to be part of the USSR and not the state north of Florida. Different Georgia. But I do hear that Louisiana, Italy is beautiful this time of the year.

  44. Comment by angelica williams posted May 7, 2007 at 11:47 am:

    hi chris this is angelica i was just saying hi and i love ya

  45. Comment by angelica williams posted May 8, 2007 at 11:45 am:

    tavia u need to come ya nerve cause your not gonna touch jamal ok what eva u gots to say hit me back.

  46. Comment by angelica williams posted May 8, 2007 at 11:45 am:

    tavia u need to calm ya nerve cause your not gonna touch jamal ok what eva u gots to say hit me back.

  47. Comment by Tanisha posted May 11, 2007 at 4:46 am:

    u stupid bitch dont say that about my sexy man

  48. Comment by Don Z posted May 11, 2007 at 9:53 am:

    don’t worry everybody, she’s talking to me. i will just attempt to make peace with her by saying that i actually agree that he is sexy.

  49. Comment by Greg Sabin posted May 14, 2007 at 3:19 pm:

    I don’t think anyone here has even had the thought much less voiced the thought that Chris Brown is not sexy. Let’s all face it, there are things worth arguing about and then there are things that are just taken as “givens,” things like pangea, Planck’s Constant and Chris Brown’s sexiness. If you can’t bring yourself to unquestioningly believe in Chris’ sexiness, then the terrorists have won.

  50. Comment by Don Z posted May 14, 2007 at 4:57 pm:

    ….and 50.

  51. Comment by ashley cooper posted May 14, 2007 at 5:39 pm:

    chris brown is the bomb….and he is so so so so so so hot!!!!!!!

  52. Comment by ashley cooper posted May 14, 2007 at 5:40 pm:

    you da man…and your so so so so so so so so so HOT!!!!

  53. Comment by Vanessa posted May 15, 2007 at 6:29 am:

    you all are h8ers of Chris Brown oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh plese STOP talking about my boooooo!!!!!!!

  54. Comment by Vanessa posted May 15, 2007 at 6:29 am:

    i love him so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. Comment by Vanessa posted May 15, 2007 at 6:31 am:

    ur right hes da man … & he SO SO SO S O SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO smexy

  56. Comment by Vanessa posted May 15, 2007 at 6:32 am:

    and he is not no racist bitch yall r ooooooooooooh

  57. Comment by Don Z posted May 15, 2007 at 11:16 am:

    does smexy mean racist?

  58. Comment by sik diva posted May 24, 2007 at 9:54 am:

    CHRIS ARE THE ONE!!!!!! BULLIT!BULLIT!BULLIT!!!!!!!
    I AM FROM JAMAICA, AND JUST LOOKING AT ALL YOU GIRLS EMAIL, NONE OF YALL ANT AS FINE AND HOT AS ME, SO STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!!!!! I AM SHORE IF HE SEES ME HE WILL BE ALL OVER ME. I WILL TOO SO I ANT SAYING ANY THING. CHRIS IS FINE MAN, AND SO AM I SO WE BELONG TOGETHER. I HOPE YOU ANSWER MY EMAILE TOO BABY

  59. Comment by la smiley posted May 30, 2007 at 9:41 am:

    hey yah bitche sdont b hatin on ma man chris brown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    shit yah just hatin cuz he sexxii n yah aint!!! DUH!!! :)

  60. Comment by Greg Sabin posted June 3, 2007 at 7:01 pm:

    I think we’ve set some kind of record on exclamation point usage. I say that with pride.

  61. Comment by taylor posted June 5, 2007 at 6:10 pm:

    all of yall hoes need to get up off my man cuz he dnt want yall ugly azz bitches. so get it rite an if ne of yall hoes have ne thing to say den speak yo mind dnt hold bak on ne thing

  62. Comment by chrizwify posted June 9, 2007 at 11:07 am:

    dnt b hatn on ma man. jus cuz he dnt wunt ya’ll u dnt need 2 b calln him names. n wo eva said dat he ain a NiGgA got fukn probs. he iz ma man s go get yor own. chris breezy blngz 2 me n he dnt b havn affairs.

  63. Comment by chrizwify posted June 9, 2007 at 11:09 am:

    back off ma man BiTcHeZz

  64. Comment by $ME$ posted June 13, 2007 at 12:35 pm:

    damn ladys ull must b havin a real fu(ked up lyf coz no matter hw much ull wish 2 hav chris ull aint GETTIN HIM………..
    GET A LYF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. Comment by krystal posted June 17, 2007 at 9:52 pm:

    u look sexy as fucking

  66. Comment by krystal posted June 17, 2007 at 9:52 pm:

    u look so damm sexy as fuckin

  67. Comment by taylor posted June 18, 2007 at 3:34 pm:

    yall need to stop dis shit cuz it aint worth t cuz to dis day now chris brown dnt even know yal and he wouldn want to get to know yall eitha

  68. Comment by Don Z posted June 18, 2007 at 5:00 pm:

    You hit the nail on the head, taylor. I get the impression some of these poor ladies see Chris’s picture on this page and think that this means they are speaking directly to him. And you’re so right, I doubt Chris would give most of them the time o’ day.

  69. Comment by Tee-Tee posted June 24, 2007 at 4:21 pm:

    All yall stupid ass hatin ass delusional ass bitches better get it straight. Chris Breezy dont know yall dont need yall dont want yall. Crazy as hell yo. goin on and on bout how hes yo man and shit but u aint neva met the sexiest nig#a alive( lol so cute). And u know what else, even tho i hate to b racist chris brown dont want no white girl so give the fuck up!!! he need a black girl who can hold her own aw’ight, so dont give me no bullshit bout him suddenly getting jungle fever and falling for blondie. youd be bettr off w/ Justin Timberlake love chris brown 4 real and if any of u hoes wanna holla at me, step yo ass on down to jersey.
    XOXO,
    Tee

  70. Comment by ashley posted June 27, 2007 at 9:23 pm:

    we were ment to be together babe iluv u ur one of the hottest things i ever saw

  71. Comment by miss. sweetness posted July 2, 2007 at 6:34 am:

    well you know what i think iz that yall took almost 3 fuckin months goin on about stupid shit that don’t matter. let people have they opinion and think what they want it not even that deep!!
    -miss sweetness

  72. Comment by ashley posted July 2, 2007 at 12:25 pm:

    i luv ur music video run it.i am one of ur biggest fan.and the only thing that turns me on is u.my boyfriend dont even turn me on.but im going to dump him to go out with u.to tell u the truth i want to go out with u not him.oh i heard that u love me.please write back

  73. Comment by susana posted November 16, 2007 at 2:21 pm:

    Chris Brown the sexiest nigga on Earth.

  74. Comment by Toni posted November 17, 2007 at 2:37 pm:

    Chris Brown? Puh-leez. Rod Beck is by FAR the tastiest hunk of tobacco-stained dead former Giant All-Star man-flesh ever.

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